So much regret when he puts his fist on the door
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
I’ve always marvelled at the smooth transitions of colour. It’s like someone stroking your eyeballs with silk.
"It says ‘in god we trust’ on our money. It says ‘in god we trust’ above the judges bench in a court room. In a court of law, where you have to put your hand on a bible, the christian bible. It’s not my bible. I mean, if I tell the truth it’s because I tell the truth. Not because I put my hand on a book and made a wish. That’s fucking crazy" (x)
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Steve is drowning in the pussy
ball is life
ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all
Great advice from Amy Poehler.