February 2012
The difference between sex and masturbation(for...
Sometimes you want to go out to a restaurant with friends, order some great food, have some drinks and shoot the shit. Sometimes you want to stay at home, have a sandwich, and watch TV. In both cases, you’re eating a meal, but they are fundamentally different activities.
Anonymous asked: I told you. I effing told you so!
Buy yourself a nice meaty pork shoulder. 5 lbs...
Bring that fucker home and get out a long, thin knife.
In a pilon (that’s a mortar and pestle gringo) smash up a few cloves of Garlic, some sazon, some, salt, some pepper, and some oil. Grind it up GOOD. Now you have another ghetto sofrito.
Take your knife and stab some holes in the pig. Twist the knife around so the holes get nice and wide.
Now, take some of your sofrito and stuff it...
If you ever want to stop wanting to do something,...
-Chuck Palahniuk
geenanaginnzzzz asked: joel mchale, pipettes, and dr. horrible. among other things. enough to make me want to follow you. so i did. [:
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Get Drunk
Always be drunk. That’s it! The great imperative! In order not to feel Time’s horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, Get drunk and stay that way. On what? On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever. But get drunk. And if you sometimes happen to wake up on the porches of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the dismal loneliness of your own room, your...
In Turkish, a Maganda is a dude who wears gold...
Walking into McDonalds with more than 5$ →
I never get tired of this hahaha
The System
Schools are funded by property tax. What schools will get the most money, Malibu or Inglewood? Because your parents are poor you receive the poor persons education thus are destined for poverty. If your mother dares send you to a different district with “better” “education” she goes to jail(google it). We live in a caste system.
The students who failed the indoctrination...
Semi-illegal Things I've learned about driving
If the speed limit is 65, it’s ok to go 75, 80 is pushing it.
If you see a police car, DON’T slow down, especially below the speed limit. It looks suspicious. Go with the flow of traffic.
Speeding doesn’t really get you there faster. Traffic and stop lights will slow you down enough for slower cars to catch up. That said, I do it anyways. Just don’t be stupid about it
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Family, religion, friendship. These are the three...
-Montgomery Burns
The origin of "Thug Life"
The phrase was invented by Tupac Shakur in the early nineties. He (and his father Mutulu Shakur from prison) started a movement called “Thug Life” that was an attempt to bring order to streets and limit gang violence. The goal was eventually to radicalise these gangs into political soldiers that could police the streets like his parents in the black panthers did in the 60s and 70s. The...
“We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s...”
– The Onion editor Joe Randazzo • In response to the Republican Congressman who mistook an Onion article for the real thing. source (via • follow)
Such a great story. conservatives will believe literally anything you tell them about abortion and Planned Parenthood.
-Jess (via stfuconservatives)
What are 5 major functions of the skeletal system?
1. cranium: protects the brain 2. ribs/sternum: protects the lungs, heart and some digestive organs 3. pelvis: protects and supports the digestive and reproductive organs 4. spinal column: protects the spine
DODGE, DIVE, DIP, DUCK AND DODGE
Spirits
Spirits warm
and spirits chill.
But one’s a ghost
the other, swill
“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude...”
– Charles Swindoll (via creatingaquietmind)