Too much win
Ralph: I'mma ask this girl if i can be her magikarp, and she won't know what i'm talking about
Ralph: and then i'll link her to this, and it'll be romantic and silly
Ralph: 500 days later we break up, and i'll have become gyrados, and i will use rage
Ralph: and it will be super effective
Magikarp use splash attack!
Ralph: Fuck relationships. I don't believe in love. I'm not comfortable being someone's magikarp. I dont' want to be anyones anything ya know?
Ralph: It sounds selfish, I know, but... I just like being on my own.Relationships are messy and feelings get hurt. Who needs all that? We're young. We're in one ofthe most beautiful cities in the world (Viridian). I say, let's have as much fun as we can have and leave evolving into gyrados for later
I originally trained as an architect but work for...
alyson-noele: 1) Avoid the situation altogether. She’s only going to break your heart. 2) Go for it. She’ll make you happy for awhile, and you’ll probably have a lot of fun together. She may break your heart or she may be the love of your life. Either way - it’s a lesson learned. All it takes is a question.
Click the squares →
My last few posts have been about love and penis
I’m going to stop now
Is falling out of love the same thing as realizing you were never in love at...– (via alyson-noele) Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I’m only falling apart
fuckyeahalbuquerque: Click the Squares This is not just the picture! Go ahead click on it! You literally can’t go wrong. Everything sounds like music
Analysis paralysis →
orangewatermelon: readmorewikipedia: ..where the sheer quantity of analysis overwhelms the decision making process itself, thus preventing a decision. I HAVE THIS RIGHT NOW
Bing Vs Google →
Ever wanted to use TWO search engines at the same time?
Ritual God -The White Panda USHER + BESTRACK